翻译 今天,让我给大家讲个笑话吧。一天,妹妹很正经的说:妈,我想吃红薯了!”然后妈妈就
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1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说:“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她:“你是否怀孕了?”“是啊!”女佣回道。“亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训。“我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳。“我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和。3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁。警察赶到:警察甲:好严重的车祸。警察乙:是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了。警察甲:嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使劲,转回来了。警察甲:嗯,没有呼吸了.......4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了:“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说:“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人:“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生:“十……” 病人着急地问:“十什么?十年??十个月???十天?????” 医生:“十,九,八,七,六,五……”6、老师:“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?”学生:“能,他们都死了。”7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说:“护士,打针的。”蜣一拍大腿:“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…”8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼:“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!”9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着:“Go ahead”。 那人想:“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问:“你在做什啊??”他说:“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了:“咱们老总根本就没批准!!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!”10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说:“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然,马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气:“感谢上帝………”
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1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
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抖音妈妈我想吃烤山药什么梗 卖烤山药大爷一人分饰两角广告语
在抖音、快手等短视频APP上面,更长会有一些梗出现,有一些特别好的玩梗能在一天之内爆火全网,近日抖音上又出现了“妈妈我想吃烤山药”的梗,那么抖音妈妈我想吃烤山药什么梗呢?相信很多小伙伴还不知道什么意思呢?跟着我一起往下看吧。
抖音“妈妈我想吃烤山药”
在抖音、快手等短视频上面经常会有很多网友把自己身边发生的搞笑的事情拍下来传到网上去,如果网友都觉得这个事情搞笑的话,就会在网络上形成一个梗,被用来开各种玩笑,对于这种套路经常玩抖音、快手的小伙伴一定不会陌生。
近日一名网友拍下了自己家附近一位卖烤山药大爷的广告,其广告内容并不是一般的吆喝,而是模拟了母女二人的对话场景,其主要内容就是孩子对妈妈说想要吃山药,妈妈就说那给你买两块大的,整个对话非常的生动形象。
该对话在网上也引起了网友们的争相模仿,这也是妈妈我想吃烤山药什么梗的来历和出处,因为这段对话实在是符合现实生活中的画面,并且以对话作为广告也非常的有新颖,当然传到网上也会被网友恶搞,大家不也都图一个“乐”字吗。
这个梗其实与之前“窝窝头一块钱四个”的梗特别的像,都是买家在给自己打广告,并且广告内容也是相当接地气,非常的深得民心,所以以传到网上去就会引起网友的争相模仿,网友就喜欢这种通俗易懂既接地气又洗脑的梗了。
“妈妈我想吃烤山药”到底是什么梗?
该梗的缘由:是一名网友无意间拍下了一名卖烤山药的大爷的广告,采用了模拟母子俩对话的场景,生动形象,符合人现实生活的画面,一时间被广大抖音网友疯传!
该梗的内容:
烤山药,热乎的,好吃倍儿甜。
孩子:妈妈我想吃烤山药
妈妈:吃,吃大块的,两块够吗?
孩子:够了,谢谢妈妈,妈妈真好
这段模拟孩子和妈妈的对话广告,一经发布就迅速在抖音火了起来,不少网友根据妈妈的回答恶搞成:妈妈:我看你像烤山药;妈妈:这个不好,咱不要,前面的更好等。用来形容那些异想天开,做白日梦的人!
相似的梗还有
1.窝窝头,一块钱四个,嘿嘿
窝窝头一块钱四个嘿嘿意思其实就是摊贩的要和,窝窝头,一块钱四个,嘿嘿。不过因为吆喝声非常魔性,而且还有最后的嘿嘿挺搞笑的,所以不少网友就很关注。这个嘿嘿是开心的意思,也有说是赔钱嘞的意思,是淮北的方言。
2.谁TM买小米
其实这个梗就是来自于抖音上一个收废品的大爷,这个大爷在收废品的时候,收购了一个废弃的小米手机。同时这个小米手机只是除了旧一点之外还能用,所以这个大爷在收纸箱废品的时候顺便吆喝“谁TM买小米啊”这句话。